The Little Kingdom, the towne in which I reside, paid dearly for a new slogan to promote its quaint shopping villages.
And what should this wondrous phrase turn out to be? **Parchment-headed, rope-tensioned drum roll, please!**
Welcome to Your Happy Place
Rather presumptuous and inaccurate, is it not? Besides, I wouldn’t think anybody’s real happy place needed an introduction!
Please tell me you made that up.
BTW when I saw the title “Slughorn” I thought this was going to be a post about the Harry Potter character.